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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up People&#8230;And Worse, I Can&#8217;t Even Put It In The Title</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last minute Christmas shopping around here.   I&#8217;ve done exactly nothing and it is December 20th.    So this weekend, I braved the malls at 8:00 am both days can came home with a hapless supply of gifts for my kids.    They weren&#8217;t bad&#8230;.they just weren&#8217;t BIG.    By big, I mean large in stature for the Santa [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/12/20/i-cant-make-this-stuff-up-people-and-worse-i-cant-even-put-it-in-the-title/</link>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS:  I Have A Teenager</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8221;m just going to start this post with a plea for the obvious&#8230;.Someone please hand me a glass of wine.   My son turned 13 today and I am totally unprepared for this.  What?  You are reading this at 7 AM on a weekday?  I don&#8217;t care, I now am the proud owner of one teenaged [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/12/15/breaking-news-i-have-a-teenager/</link>
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		<title>The Most Magical Time Of The Year Returns&#8230;This Time With Less Screeching!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; It&#8217;s the most magical time of the year&#8230;. Bitchmas is back baby! To be honest, I sort of failed at it this year.    I reflected upon  my behavior of previous years where no one was to touch the freaking decorations until I was finished and decided that maybe, just perhaps, I had somehow [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/11/28/the-most-magical-time-of-the-year-returns-this-time-with-less-screeching/</link>
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		<title>A Review Of The Audience At Some Movie I Saw This Weekend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This weekend, The Man and I had a rare chance to shuffle off both our kids and go to a movie.  Normally our weekend movies involve something animated and usually by Disney.  So with the chance to go see something that didn&#8217;t involve penguins, cats, donkeys or dolphins we really jumped at the chance. We [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/11/13/a-review-of-the-audience-at-some-movie-i-saw-this-weekend/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Baaaaaack!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow.  Almost a month since I&#8217;ve shown up.  Have you enjoyed your break from my drivel?    I sure hope so because this bitch on heels is back after a month previously named October which is now officially recognized in our house as &#8220;Sicktember&#8221;. It all started innocuously enough.  Mr. C had a little cough.   Not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/11/08/im-baaaaaack/</link>
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		<title>Occupy This</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The town I live in is hard to describe.   We are somewhere between the best place you&#8217;ve ever lived and a reality TV show depending on the day.   We are mostly stay at home moms but some of us have jobs outside the home.   We take care of ourselves, our families and our homes.   [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/10/12/occupy-this/</link>
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		<title>It Was Bound To Happen Eventually&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other night, I was talking to an old friend of mine when the thing I have always known would happen, happened.    Get ready for it&#8230; I turned into my mother. I&#8217;ve seen her parenting style creep out every once in a while with my kids and I&#8217;ve even been known to throw out some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/09/26/it-was-bound-to-happen-eventually/</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter To The Emmy&#8217;s:   REALLY????</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Emmy&#8217;s; Every year I have watched you.   I have enjoyed seeing some of my favorite shows and actors win awards.   I endured the bad music and the long acceptance speeches.   It wasn&#8217;t always easy, but I stayed with you&#8230;if for no other reason than out of habit. But tonight Emmy&#8217;s?   Oh dear Lord did [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/09/18/an-open-letter-to-the-emmys-really/</link>
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		<title>A Perfect 10&#8230;Miss G Hits A Milestone!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten years ago today, this tiny little person entered my world&#8230; Amidst a world filled with fear and uncertainty during those days following 9/11, Miss G arrived to give everyone around her a sense of the future, a little bit of hope, and a whole bunch of smiles.    The timing of her birth gave [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/09/14/a-perfect-10-miss-g-hits-a-milestone/</link>
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		<title>Can I Get A Witness???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At some point, it had to happen.    One of you, outside of my normal circle of bloggers that crash at my house, had to be a witness to the antics of Miss G.     This weekend, it happened.    Halle-freakin&#8217;-lujah!!!! As always, you need the back story first, don&#8217;t you always?   (Just play along with me, nod [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thestilettomom.com/2011/09/06/can-i-get-a-witness/</link>
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