Wrong On So Many Levels

by Mary Anne on October 23, 2009

I’m going to add this to my ever growing list of “things I won’t be buying”. Please don’t tell my husband though, because if he sees this I know what I’ll find stuffed in my stocking this Christmas. Pun intended.

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{ 20 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Stoneskin October 23, 2009 at 9:50 am

Damn, too late, I knocked out a quick text to your husband the moment I came by.

Ah well, life huh?!

2 Jan October 23, 2009 at 10:02 am

Oh, my husband wouldn’t buy me that, or even encourage me to get one. He’d have an entirely different suggestion as to what I could do, using that motion with my hands.

Yes, he has a penis Y chromosome.

3 The Dental Maven October 23, 2009 at 10:10 am

Okay, now that’s just obscene.

4 ralph October 23, 2009 at 10:37 am

i need to come up with an invention.

5 The Peach Tart October 23, 2009 at 10:42 am

I wondered why my arms were so toned.

6 tysdaddy October 23, 2009 at 10:51 am

Ellen pitches these on her show ad nauseum. Disturbing . . .

7 Michele October 23, 2009 at 11:42 am

That is wrong on so many levels. I bet it was invented by a man.

8 The Mother October 23, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Hubby and I saw that commercial and laughed our heads off.

I DO think that most husbands would get a real thrill from this device, but NOT because it’s actually going to actually tone your arms.

9 justmakingmyway October 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm

I just had to call two women in my office to check that out. They were wondering why I was laughing so hard! That is just….there are NO WORDS!

I especially like the end where they show you all the “ways to use your shake weight”! I think Michele is right – definitely invented by a man.

10 Lydia, Clueless Crafter October 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm

I suddenly feel inspired to go to the gym. I mean who cannot wait to play with a dildo in public?

Thanks for the gut busting laugh!

11 Renee October 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Oh me oh my. That is truly wrong. And hilarious. Where do you find these things?

12 vodkamom October 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm

omg I just laughed out loud. And I NEEDED that.

thanks.

13 Irish Gumbo October 23, 2009 at 7:46 pm

um. er. wow. a little speechless, here.

Good practice for something I suppose. Can you fill it with martinis?

14 Braja October 24, 2009 at 1:02 am

Ewwww…..harsh. Think, Madonna….

15 Captain Dumbass October 24, 2009 at 9:15 am

It’s just too easy, I’d feel wrong making a joke about it.

16 Bobbi October 24, 2009 at 10:29 am

Good Lord woman, where do you find these things?!

That was so wrong but yet so funny!

17 pamela October 24, 2009 at 7:18 pm

A completely new technology called JERKING OFF.

18 Petra aka The Wise (Young) Mommy October 25, 2009 at 6:55 pm

hahahahahaha, I saw that on Ellen and it cracked me up! She was having all her guests use it.

HILARIOUS. I want one just so I can take pictures of myself with it and make videos to post on Facebook.

19 DCUrbanDad October 26, 2009 at 10:27 am

I guess I will just have to settle for wimpy arms.

20 Maria S. October 27, 2009 at 3:53 pm

OMG! Ummm…. wow! I guess any old vibrator will do, then…
;-)

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