I Guess This Clears The Way For The Rest Of Us

by Mary Anne on October 9, 2009

For all of you who have complained that magazines never feature “real women”? Playboy has officially broken out of the pack. Go figure.

marge

This is the real cover of an upcoming Playboy magazine. Marge in all her hotness. My official position on this one is, “I don’t want to know.”

I think, as usual, I’ll skip this issue…how about you?

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{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

1 The Lawyer Mom October 9, 2009 at 10:30 pm

Umm, I don’t know, Stiletto . . .

I’d like to know where she picked up that stunning swivel chair.

2 Irish Gumbo October 10, 2009 at 4:37 am

Ummm…my intellectual curiosity is duking it out with “My eyes, my eyes, aiigghh!”…

I’ll err on the side of caution and go read Fine Homebuilding instead.

Cool chair, though.

3 Lazymom October 10, 2009 at 8:40 am

Love it! Love the Simpsons.

4 Michele October 10, 2009 at 9:08 am

I’m a Food and Wine magazine kind of gal myself. Do you think marge will have a apron on?

5 CK Lunchbox October 10, 2009 at 10:01 am

I guess I couldn’t call myself a true Simpsons fan without at least checking it out… do you think she’s airbrushed?

6 Jim Styro October 10, 2009 at 11:40 am

Is it wrong of me to wonder what color her pubic hair is?

7 SweetPeaSurry October 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm

I do believe I’ll pass on the brown paper covered copy myself. Jeez really? Marge Simpson?

What will they think of next? Will Lois Griffin get her shot at the centerfold? Inquiring cartoon smut minds want to know!!!

Blessings!

8 ShoozieShoes October 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Heck yes, she was airbrushed! The body behind that chair looks positively hot. And very unlike the original Marge form.
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/4/m/simp2006_Marge_f.jpg

9 The Mother October 10, 2009 at 7:02 pm

More power to Marge, for being willing to bear it all on the cover of a magazine.

More men should drool over us normal women.

10 Kate Coveny Hood October 10, 2009 at 8:36 pm

She has much better legs than I would guess. Just another thing for Patty and Selma to grumble and growl about…

11 Meli October 11, 2009 at 4:29 am

I love it! Go Marge!

I think that this may be the only issue of Playboy that I ever buy.

12 Michele October 11, 2009 at 10:55 am

Question: is this the “real” Marge, or was she airbrushed and Photoshopped like all the other models? :-)

13 Captain Dumbass October 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

I’ll read it for the article.

14 Traci October 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm

I like the Simpsons & all but this might be going a little too far. I hope they didn’t draw her to have the same type of body as Barbie, but seeing those skinny legs on the cover tells me they probably did. I’ll definitely be skipping this issue.

15 Sprite's Keeper October 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Guess we’ll actually find out if she’s a natural bluehead.

16 Steenky Bee October 12, 2009 at 7:32 pm

I’d kill to see Marge’s sisters do a pictorial. You know the Moe is just going nutso knowing his true love Marge will be sans the dress and pearls. Love you. Mean it.

BTW: if you’d like to send your kiddos to Utah, feel free. I’ll take ‘em on. Maybe we could do a swap. Reese will be 2 Wednesday. She’s an earlier developer though. Those terrible twos started months and months ago!

I owe you a big fat email. I’ll send it off tomorrow!

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