Shoebox Chronicles: Mystery School Project Involving A Poster Board And Entirely Too Much Money

by Mary Anne on September 30, 2009

A sure sign that the school year is in full swing is when the ridiculous projects start. Judging by this week, we are well into the thick of it.

What are we working on, you ask? Therein lies the problem dear reader…I have no idea.

It all started Monday night when at 9:00 Mr. C casually mentioned his friends had given him some money for a poster board that apparently was his responsibility to get to school. To me, this statement does not hint in any way, shape or form that there may be a school project involved so since it was 9:00 on a Monday Night…during Monday Night Football…with The Cowboys playing…I did what any good Mom would do and I totally blew him off. Because I’m awesome like that.

Imagine our surprise to get a frantic phone call from him in the middle of the day yesterday telling us he needed that poster board right that very minute for a very important school project.

That is the kind of information that would have been helpful at 9:00 on a Monday night. But we aren’t done yet…not by a long shot.

Last night, while The Man was on solo kid duty, Mr. C informs him that he now is in need of miniature Indians for this poster board that we still don’t quite know what is going on with. Having learned from our previous transgression of not getting the poster board at 9:00 at night, The Man dragged both kids to Hobby Lobby in search of Indians and lifelike surroundings. Forty dollars worth of Indians and lifelike surroundings. Since we are getting all our information for this mystery project in bits and pieces and always at night, by the time The Man got to Hobby Lobby there had apparently been a run on all the “cheap” Indians and lifelike surroundings and his only choice was the creme de la creme of miniatures.

Here is what forty bucks will get you in American Indian history:

sticks

Sticks. Yes, really….sticks.

small trees
Very small trees, because your very small Indians will need shade.

very small indian
Very small, yet fierce, Sioux Indian.

tatonka
TATONKA…or buffalo for those of you who didn’t see Dances With Wolves eleventy million times like I did. Jokes on us though as somewhere in these offhanded conversations about the mystery project, Mr. C informed us he is studying Iroquois Indians and they did not hunt buffalo…DUH.

more animals 2
More animals to hang out with Tatonka up there. I’m fairly sure the one that is hooves up in the upper left corner is in a bad way…does anyone know a tiny vet?

more indians
MORE INDIANS. And judging from what looks to be going on in that package, we may have baby Indians to add to this project very soon.

Trust me when I tell you, I am very interested in seeing what comes home at the end of the week.

Special thanks to The Mother from Mother’s Handbook and Jan over at Jan’s Sushi Bar who gave me the idea to talk about crazy school projects. Also, you guys should know they are both mothers of college/high school aged kids and I’m pretty sure they are laughing at me, not with me, right about now.

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