It’s finally here…time for BlogHer. I’d love to tell you that I’m ready for this but that would be a complete and total lie.
I’ve made it this far without wardrobe panic. To be honest, I haven’t really thought about it at all. Until last week when I found out I was going to have the chance to attend the Nikon Night Out party hosted by none other than Carson Kressley. (Note to loyal audience: If at this point you are saying “Who is Carson Kressley?” TSM is now giving you the side eye while quietly informing you he was the fashion expert on “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and soon to be my new gay boyfriend…then kicking you in the shins with pointy stiletto for not knowing better.)
I would very much like to see him make this face upon meeting me:
…and not so much this face:
I thought I had it all under control but the stress finally set in this last weekend when “ohmygodohmygodohmygod..i’mgoingtomeetcarsonkressley!!!” started playing in an endless loop in my head. I did what any normal person would do and found an A List Blogger to drag into my home, plied her with wine and then dragged her into my closet and subjected her a miniature fashion show. (Because if you are foolish enough to actually enter my home, I like to make sure you are entertained with a small nervous breakdown.) I’m talking about none other than the most fabulous Allison Worthington who was the person kind enough to invite me to such a fancy party and whom I greatly hope to not embarass while there, but I think we all know the odds of that happening are slim at best non-existent.
Anyway, I have it down to two outfits now.
The first is very SJP/Sex in the City:
…which scares me a little because honestly, I am so not SJP/Sex in the City. I’m more TSM/Yawning at 10 in the Burbs.
The second is the safer choice, more “Little Black Dress Meets Heavy Metal”:
…but again, it’s the safe choice, I’d blend in more, and also is accompanied by a pair of equally painful shoes.
See my dilemna? So tell me which outfit you think is most appropriate for my planned stalking of Carson Kressley…and you may want to warn him I’m on my way as well.
Also, let me know if you are going to be at BlogHer so I can stalk you too! I’ll be easy to find, I’ll be the one complaining about how much my feet hurt…can’t wait to see you guys!
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you got to go to blogher? i hate you. i hope you wore the first dress.
You totally did stalk Carson! And you looked awesome in the strapless!!! MWAH!!!
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I’m late of course but I would have gone with the first one.
Which one did you wear?
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