Thank Goodness!

Y’all, I am SO EXCITED. Remember that recent episode where I couldn’t afford that fancy schmancy face cream? Turns out I don’t need it!

I found this gem today and plan to officially start my exercise regime tomorrow…

Now if someone could please make me understand what she is doing around the :31, I’d appreciate it.

On second thought, my children could possibly read your comments.

NEVERMIND.

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28 Comments


  1. Connie @ Young and Relentless said:

    I don’t do that thing that she was practicing around :31.

    I think you need to revive this craze!

    Connie @ Young and Relentlesss last blog post..A Christmas Carol Train Tour

  2. Deemarie said:

    That was interesting. I’m a little worried about the :31 section. Let me know how it goes when you start your routine… on second thought? Don’t.

    Deemaries last blog post..Vacation and Memories

  3. zelzee said:

    Of course, I never did a :31 in a pink suit and my hair done up like Judge Judy………….

    zelzees last blog post..Somedays We All Need A Little Help……

  4. michele Renee said:

    Loks like a blow up doll at that point.

  5. Irish Gumbo said:

    Uh…maybe she was choking herself in a fit of self-loathing, because she just realized what it is she does for a living?

    And if the rich and famous are paying thousands of $$$$ for THAT, just proves that some have more money than common sense…

    Irish Gumbos last blog post..Warning: Unauthorized Use Of The Word "Wiener"

  6. Reinventing Dad said:

    Quick, someone send that to Joan Rivers. I’d love to see her reaction which might literally be her plastic face splitting in half.

    Reinventing Dads last blog post..The story BEHIND this dress.

  7. Cameron said:

    I don’t know, but I bet your hubby will appreciate your repitition at :31.

    Camerons last blog post..Lucky Bastard!!

  8. Sprite's Keeper said:

    I showed John the video. He thought she was having a stroke. I couldn’t say otherwise..

    Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..And the battle wages on..

  9. The Lawyer Mom said:

    Umm, girlfriend, do bloggers get the press privilege like journalists at the Washington Post, etc.? You know, some sort of legal immunity? Because at :41 she said, — oh, never mind. But it startled me. And the end was . . . well, umm, it sort of sounded like the big O.

    The Lawyer Moms last blog post..If These are "Green Shoots" I Need a Parachute

  10. foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog) said:

    If the rich and famous ever paid that woman thousands of dollars, then celebrities are fools! Of course, if she actually is as old as say, the cryptkeeper, then this regimen totally works!

    foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog)s last blog post..he’ll always be my beast of burden

  11. Jim Styro said:

    Isn’t she afraid her face could get stuck in any one of (what appear to be) a hundred different completely embarassing positions? My mom always told me, “If you keep making that face…”

    Ya know what I mean?

    Jim Styros last blog post..Don’t Ask / Don’t Know: Jim Styro’s Meaning of Life, Part Eleven*

  12. tysdaddy said:

    Holy crap. She’s a robot . . .

    tysdaddys last blog post..Scream Into the Silence

  13. Michele said:

    Whatever :31 was it doesn’t look healthy. Someone call for a straight jacket for that woman.

    Micheles last blog post..Dildo Dogs

  14. The Peach Tart said:

    I hate to admit it but I actually had a friend that bought the video 10 years ago and was convinced that it worked. She did however just get a face lift so maybe not

    The Peach Tarts last blog post..Bad wine, Pee Pads and Farts

  15. Bobbi said:

    It looks like she’s having a stroke! And an orgasm at :31. What that sound she made toward the end her mating call?

    Bobbis last blog post..The Obsession Has Begun

  16. Amo said:

    My ‘overly priced’ internet at the hotel kept cutting out. Fortunately, the section from :31 to :50 kept repeating itself…

    Lucky, lucky me.

    Amos last blog post..Oh where, oh where has our Amo gone?

  17. Suzy said:

    Damn! I can’t see the video because of the damn work filters. I am very intrigued!!

    Suzys last blog post..About Me And The Voices

  18. The Mother said:

    I may have to do some research on this one, but the last time I checked, there was a lot of concern that these “face exercise” programs could actually CAUSE wrinkles.

    Sorry.

    The Mothers last blog post..How Not to Become a Zombie

  19. MommyNamedApril said:

    i like the :57-9 part, personally. you will give us video of your workout, right?

    MommyNamedAprils last blog post..It’s Hump Week.

  20. bex said:

    that’s funny – last weekend my husband and i drove 2000 miles in three days to go take care of some family business and come back. when it was my turn to drive and i would get soooo sleepy, i did face exercises. if i had known i could make money off of it!

    bexs last blog post..FFF: Twerp

  21. The Dental Maven said:

    But wait, how do you diagnose “melting face?” I’m not doin’ any of that crap without a confirmed diagnosis.

  22. Krystal said:

    um, yeah, sure! Of course – whatever! LOL Simply put, that was just weird.

    Krystals last blog post..Thanks to you all and more

  23. Jenni Jiggety said:

    Thank you for posting this! I can TOTALLY do that in my car on the way to work!

    Jenni Jiggetys last blog post..Random Stuff For A Tuuuuuesday

  24. Amber said:

    Is she having some sort of heart attack at :31?

    Weird. I think I’m going to have strange dreams tonight.

    Ambers last blog post..Petrified of Airplanes

  25. vodkamom said:

    um, what the hell did I just watch?

  26. DCUrbanDad said:

    Is it odd that I am turned on?

  27. Mary Anna said:

    I think it’s even funnier since I watched it with the sound turned off. Thing 1 has a (girl)friend who spent the night last night … that’s all I need is to explain to the two of them – and her parents – what I was watching!!!

    Oh, and the face cream? I did a little more math. I use Olay Regenerist face cream. It costs about $21 for about a 1-month supply. If you do the math, that’s WAY MORE than the fancy schmancy stuff!

    Mary Annas last blog post..Sewing for a Super Hero


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