Thank Goodness!

by Mary Anne on June 17, 2009

Y’all, I am SO EXCITED. Remember that recent episode where I couldn’t afford that fancy schmancy face cream? Turns out I don’t need it!

I found this gem today and plan to officially start my exercise regime tomorrow…

Now if someone could please make me understand what she is doing around the :31, I’d appreciate it.

On second thought, my children could possibly read your comments.

NEVERMIND.

{ 49 comments }

1 Connie @ Young and Relentless June 17, 2009 at 4:12 pm

I don’t do that thing that she was practicing around :31.

I think you need to revive this craze!

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2 Deemarie June 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm

That was interesting. I’m a little worried about the :31 section. Let me know how it goes when you start your routine… on second thought? Don’t.

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3 zelzee June 17, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Of course, I never did a :31 in a pink suit and my hair done up like Judge Judy………….

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4 michele Renee June 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Loks like a blow up doll at that point.

5 Irish Gumbo June 17, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Uh…maybe she was choking herself in a fit of self-loathing, because she just realized what it is she does for a living?

And if the rich and famous are paying thousands of $$$$ for THAT, just proves that some have more money than common sense…

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6 Reinventing Dad June 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Quick, someone send that to Joan Rivers. I’d love to see her reaction which might literally be her plastic face splitting in half.

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7 Cameron June 17, 2009 at 6:43 pm

I don’t know, but I bet your hubby will appreciate your repitition at :31.

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8 Sprite's Keeper June 17, 2009 at 6:55 pm

I showed John the video. He thought she was having a stroke. I couldn’t say otherwise..

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9 The Lawyer Mom June 17, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Umm, girlfriend, do bloggers get the press privilege like journalists at the Washington Post, etc.? You know, some sort of legal immunity? Because at :41 she said, — oh, never mind. But it startled me. And the end was . . . well, umm, it sort of sounded like the big O.

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10 pamela June 17, 2009 at 7:55 pm
11 foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog) June 17, 2009 at 8:08 pm

If the rich and famous ever paid that woman thousands of dollars, then celebrities are fools! Of course, if she actually is as old as say, the cryptkeeper, then this regimen totally works!

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12 Jim Styro June 17, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Isn’t she afraid her face could get stuck in any one of (what appear to be) a hundred different completely embarassing positions? My mom always told me, “If you keep making that face…”

Ya know what I mean?

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13 tysdaddy June 17, 2009 at 8:42 pm

Holy crap. She’s a robot . . .

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14 Michele June 17, 2009 at 9:08 pm

Whatever :31 was it doesn’t look healthy. Someone call for a straight jacket for that woman.

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15 The Peach Tart June 18, 2009 at 3:43 am

I hate to admit it but I actually had a friend that bought the video 10 years ago and was convinced that it worked. She did however just get a face lift so maybe not

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16 Bobbi June 18, 2009 at 5:17 am

It looks like she’s having a stroke! And an orgasm at :31. What that sound she made toward the end her mating call?

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17 Amo June 18, 2009 at 6:22 am

My ‘overly priced’ internet at the hotel kept cutting out. Fortunately, the section from :31 to :50 kept repeating itself…

Lucky, lucky me.

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18 Suzy June 18, 2009 at 7:13 am

Damn! I can’t see the video because of the damn work filters. I am very intrigued!!

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19 The Mother June 18, 2009 at 8:01 am

I may have to do some research on this one, but the last time I checked, there was a lot of concern that these “face exercise” programs could actually CAUSE wrinkles.

Sorry.

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20 MommyNamedApril June 18, 2009 at 8:20 am

i like the :57-9 part, personally. you will give us video of your workout, right?

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21 bex June 18, 2009 at 8:27 am

that’s funny – last weekend my husband and i drove 2000 miles in three days to go take care of some family business and come back. when it was my turn to drive and i would get soooo sleepy, i did face exercises. if i had known i could make money off of it!

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22 The Dental Maven June 18, 2009 at 9:20 am

But wait, how do you diagnose “melting face?” I’m not doin’ any of that crap without a confirmed diagnosis.

23 Krystal June 18, 2009 at 4:15 pm

um, yeah, sure! Of course – whatever! LOL Simply put, that was just weird.

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24 Jenni Jiggety June 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Thank you for posting this! I can TOTALLY do that in my car on the way to work!

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25 Amber June 18, 2009 at 9:38 pm

Is she having some sort of heart attack at :31?

Weird. I think I’m going to have strange dreams tonight.

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26 vodkamom June 19, 2009 at 4:47 am

um, what the hell did I just watch?

27 DCUrbanDad June 19, 2009 at 8:59 am

Is it odd that I am turned on?

28 Mary Anna June 20, 2009 at 7:12 am

I think it’s even funnier since I watched it with the sound turned off. Thing 1 has a (girl)friend who spent the night last night … that’s all I need is to explain to the two of them – and her parents – what I was watching!!!

Oh, and the face cream? I did a little more math. I use Olay Regenerist face cream. It costs about $21 for about a 1-month supply. If you do the math, that’s WAY MORE than the fancy schmancy stuff!

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