Home Improvement

by Mary Anne on May 20, 2009

We moved into this house three years ago. I’m not sure who built it but I do know one thing about them…they liked pink. A LOT. Now, you all know how much I like pink but when it comes to walls and woodstain…not so much. It’s not like it’s PINK PINK, it’s more like the wood and the paint were beige but had undertones that turned pretty princess pink when the sun hit it.

When we moved in, I fully intended to pretty much gut the house. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great house and I love it but it’s just not me yet. As far as girls go, I’m a little weird in that there is nothing I dig more than construction. While I was off work for four years, I managed to build two houses from the ground up and decorate several others. I love it, I live for it…nothing gets me more excited than blue prints, paint chips and texture choices. Throw in some drywall and a bucket of nails and well, I can’t speak of what happens next.

I know, I’m really exciting and all.

Long story short, or short story long…whatever…I went back to work immediately after moving into this house and have spent the last three years walking around growling at all the flaws. There are many areas that I wanted to take a blow torch to but the chief offender has always been the cabinets in the family room. Every day I would look at them and wish that I could spork my eyes out so I would never have to look at them again.

Not anymore! Last week, we finally called in the professionals and started renovations.

This is what the den looked like the day “Project Pink” started:

p51400181

Here’s the offending cabinet before I put it to death:

p5140043

Can you see the pink in that wood? Also, I was so desperate to cover it up, I actually used the Thanksgiving Easter Bunny Turkey that was such a joy to create…can you see him in the shelves? Also, the Pagoda Cat House makes us “internacional” because we are all about being global.

We also did the mantle and the TV cabinet but I’ll try not to bore you with those.

Here we are midway. The cabinets were painted with an undercoat of gold first which as shocking as it was, it was better than it was the day before.

p5140028

Here’s the rest of the room, the part that caused me to go all Rain Man and start walking in concentric circles while yelling, “Five Minutes To Wapner! Five Minutes To Wapner!” because disorder in any way, shape or form causes me to go just a tiny bit crazy.

p5140029

These are the drawers that caused me to go all street rat crazy like Kate Gosslin on Saturday, minus the hair. Much like her Jon, The Man rolled his eyes a lot at my antics and was smart enough to duck when I started spontaniously throwing things in the general direction of the trash. Thankfully, he was also smart enough not to go bar hopping with any 23 year olds during my rant either. This is one of the many reasons I love him so. No drawer was allowed back into the cabinet without being totally dumped and washed. Much like Bitchmas, everyone stayed the hell out of my way. Smart, smart people.

p5150030

Also, do you know how many wires it takes to connect one TV? THIS MANY:

p5150032

The end result was worth it though. After about ten hours of trying to get our family room back in order on Saturday, it looked like this:

p5160042

And my old friend, the pink wood cabinet, looks like this:

p5160034

Not pictured: The bonfire that resulted from the burning of the Cat Pagoda.

A special shout out to The Painter Chicks who made this possible….if you are in the Frisco area, these girls are the bomb…and no, they didn’t give me a financial break to post this, I love them just that much!

Next week, we start painting the entire room. Because I know you care deeply about these things, looks like we are going with Wheat Gold with an umber glaze.

I know…YOU CARE.

{ 1 trackback }

Home Improvement | The Stiletto Mom | Home Improvement blog.
May 21, 2009 at 12:59 am

{ 50 comments }

1 paige May 20, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Huge difference. I so wish you could see the spare bedroom at this house–we call it the Murder Room. It has some black walls, some white, and red white and black spatters all over–like someone as slaughtered in there. Considering my business as a murder lawyer, it is only fitting that it used to be my office and where I keep my true crime library.

I hate it but cannot seem to get a vision to deal with it–and the bathroom that goes with it–that will make you hurl

paiges last blog post..The poop post

2 jessica Bern May 20, 2009 at 8:38 pm

seriously, you rock. What a freakin improvement

jessica Berns last blog post..Do you smell that?

3 Sasha May 20, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Freakin’ Hell, sister! You totally Pottery Barned it.

Our house was occupied by a widower lawyer and five teen daughters. It was a pink-a-palooza but quite salvageable.

Oh, and construction? Saucy gets all tingly when she wears her tool belt.

Sashas last blog post..because saucy can admit defeat

4 Kathy May 21, 2009 at 12:09 am

So much better, it’s amazing what a little paint can do.

Kathys last blog post..Acension Day …….

5 The Dental Maven May 21, 2009 at 3:42 am

Where the hell did the Thanksgiving Easter Bunny Turkey go??

The Dental Mavens last blog post..Side Effects of Hewnt And Bewnt

6 Peggy May 21, 2009 at 3:53 am

I do LOVE stuff like this. I love re-decorating so much. Unfortunately, my husband does not give a rat’s ass and I’m stuck. Pffft..he thinks tuition and house payments are a tad bit more important.

I bought my parent’s house two years ago and have been dying to make it my own. Baby steps. Right now it’s pretty much a shrine to my teenage years.

That’s how my blog started actually, as a chronicle of remodeling my 1980′s kitchen (back in January)…it is still 1985 in all it’s glory. :(

7 Margarita May 21, 2009 at 4:18 am

Wow, what a difference some paint and some vision can make! I love redecorating and we are currently renovating a loft that we can hopefully move into!!

This is a great before and after post :)

8 michele Renee May 21, 2009 at 4:56 am

It looks great and I love the wheat gold that will go on the walls. We’ve been in our house 3 years and have painted every single wall and hubs scraped popcorn off of every ceiling (he does it all and it’s annoying sometimes). The kitchen? The master bath? Each will take 30-40K so we live with it as is…..

9 Bobbi May 21, 2009 at 5:30 am

Wow, that looks great!

I like pink too, but not in large doses and definitely not on walls unless it’s in the room of a little girl.
I don’t ever want anyone to say to me: Quoting “Steel Magnolias”: it looks like the whole room been sprayed down with pepto bismol!

Bobbis last blog post..Confessions Of A Massage Therapist, Part Six

10 Maria S May 21, 2009 at 5:45 am

I LOVE the Painter Chicks! And I LOVE your new and improved look!
Can I come over to take a peek? Now?
How about now?
And now?
Can I do it now?
Now?
Pretty please?
How about now???
Anyway, I’m on my way….
;-)
M

11 Closed Caption May 21, 2009 at 7:10 am

The Man did a great job painting everything. You enjoy a lot of the same things i enjoy…we should get together and watch “This Old House” sometime. I can’t wait to come up to Frisco and see the new place. See ya Monday?

12 Writer Dad May 21, 2009 at 7:10 am

Does everyone in the world have a box of random wires like that? Me thinks it’s true.

13 foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog) May 21, 2009 at 7:26 am

OMG, I want to paint my bedroom this weekend, but seriously, this whole fear of going Kate G. on my version of Jon gives me the shakes.

Also, the last time we undertook a home improvement project, I got pregnant….so, on second thought, I may stop at Lowe’s tonight on the way home from work.

foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog)s last blog post..i wish i was in tijuana

14 Amo May 21, 2009 at 7:27 am

Wow! That looks awesome!

Feel free to come on over to NC and help me annihilate the ‘builder caucasian’ that adorns all my damn walls.

Amos last blog post..It’s kind of like own a pit bull, but without the ability to tie them in the yard.

15 Connie @ Young and Relentless May 21, 2009 at 7:37 am

That looks soooo much better!

Connie @ Young and Relentlesss last blog post..Being in the Moment

16 Sprite's Keeper May 21, 2009 at 7:41 am

I love home improvement projects! Keep em coming!

Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..Review: Is there really such a thing as "Confident Parenting"?

17 Reinventing Dad May 21, 2009 at 7:46 am

Looking good. We’re the same way when it comes to decorating. We let it go and go, and when we finally pull the trigger, dive into a project, and “get ‘er done”…we shake our heads and say “why the hell did we go so long with it looking this way?”

Reinventing Dads last blog post..What the heck is this?

18 BIG PAPA May 21, 2009 at 8:30 am

when Ana and I joined junk (moved in together) 3 years ago it was like 80/20 her stuff. I said, babe, I love you but you gotta lose some of that.

Now we have a kid and got it all back. :)

19 Michele May 21, 2009 at 8:31 am

I love any kind of construction related activity. JR buys all my gifts at Lowes or Home Depot.

Micheles last blog post..In Defense of Meat: The Boy’s Perspective Part I

20 The Mother May 21, 2009 at 9:08 am

You SO do not want to come to my house. Not pink.

PURPLE.

Yep. Purple and blue and red and black.

Even the fireplace. PURPLE.

21 blissfully caffeinated May 21, 2009 at 10:25 am

I actually looked at the ‘after’ picture and whispered, “Oh! Pretty!” Me likey. What an improvement.

We almost bought a pink house a few years ago. Wall to wall pink carpet on two floors, pink tile, pink stucco and dark oak *shudder* cabinetry. I’m so glad now that we were outbid. It would’ve taken years to redo the thing.

Can’t wait to see your wall paint!

Oh and “bitchmas”? Thank you for that.

22 Jan May 21, 2009 at 10:42 am

Right now, the biggest blight in our house is the fireplace, which is just butt-ass UGLY. Do you know how much it costs to reface a brick fireplace? Needless to say, I’m learning, reluctantly, to live with it.

However, when we moved into our house, the dining room had a bamboo chandelier. Yes – BAMBOO. The wall paper in there complimented it all too well. The very first thing I did, the minute we signed the papers and closed on the place, was to take the bamboo piece of doo-doo down and start stripping wall paper.

It was oddly, and immensely, gratifying.

23 the mayor May 21, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Kudos from one construction diva to another.

I once lived down the street from a Barney Purple house that made national news when our homeowners association sued the owners. They were purple crazy (cars,flowers,clothing and all the hardwood floors stained purple) and I found out later the guy was a physician and his whole office was purple right down to the stationary.

the mayors last blog post..My Tangle With A Margarita

24 Casey May 22, 2009 at 9:53 am

You’re making me want to remodel. Stop it.

Caseys last blog post..Spin Cycle: An Adopted Tail

25 Taylen May 22, 2009 at 4:50 pm

It’s looking much better, the gold/yellow cabinets are a lovely color…much better than that strange pinkish tone! Nice work.

Taylens last blog post..Readers Ask: What Brings Down Property Values?

26 The Lawyer Mom May 22, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Although truthfully, when I was there, I didn’t see any pink, the dark stain looks fantastic. And if the men were only there 8 hours, I’d say you made out like the pink panther.

The Lawyer Moms last blog post..My TMI Moment with Dr. Phil

27 Kate Coveny Hood May 23, 2009 at 5:14 am

Wow – what a project! The pink beige thing… what’s up with that? Was it an 80s thing?

Kate Coveny Hoods last blog post..Flashback Friday: Kate and Oliver’s Excellent Adventure – Wrap Up

28 Meli May 23, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Holy cow, that looks amazing!!!

29 1928677 June 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

1928677 beers on the wall.

30 Evon Puletasi June 10, 2011 at 1:20 pm

This domain seems to get a great deal of visitors. How do you promote it? It offers a nice individual spin on things. I guess having something useful or substantial to give info on is the most important factor.

31 HTC Trophy Accessories June 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Almost all I can express is, I don’t know what to comment! Except naturally, for the wonderful helpful hints that happen to be shared using this blog. I’ll think of a trillion fun strategies to read the reports on this post. I’m sure I will finally take action with your tips on those things I could never have been able to address alone. You had been so innovative to let me be one of those to benefit from your beneficial information. Please realize how considerably I appreciate it.

32 tire pressure monitors June 10, 2011 at 6:39 pm

I am curious to find out what blog platform you happen to be using? I’m having some small security problems with my latest site and I’d like to find something more safeguarded. Do you have any suggestions?

33 stock picking software June 10, 2011 at 7:05 pm

My programmer is trying to convince me to move to .net from PHP. I have always disliked the idea because of the costs. But he’s tryiong none the less. I’ve been using Movable-type on various websites for about a year and am concerned about switching to another platform. I have heard very good things about blogengine.net. Is there a way I can import all my wordpress posts into it? Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated!

34 acer k625 June 10, 2011 at 9:55 pm

A unique discussion is really worth a comment. I feel that you should write more on this subject, it may not be a taboo subject however usually people are inadequate to speak on this type of topics. To another. Cheers

35 improve golf swing June 10, 2011 at 10:28 pm

I’m not sure why but this blog is loading incredibly slow for me. Is anyone else having this problem or is it a problem on my end? I’ll check back later on and see if the problem still exists.

36 keyword June 10, 2011 at 11:12 pm

comYouTube – 2011 PLAYOFFS Round 2: Game 3 Boston Celtics VS

37 AMD June 10, 2011 at 11:14 pm

Can I simply say what a relief to locate someone that actually knows what theyre talking about over the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people have to check this out and appreciate this side of the story. I find it difficult to consider you’re not more popular because you definitely possess the gift.

38 gtx 580 ultra charged June 10, 2011 at 11:39 pm

There is clearly a bundle to know about this. I consider you made some good points in features also.

39 help me lose weight June 11, 2011 at 12:09 am

Howdy! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a group of volunteers and starting a new project in a community in the same niche. Your blog provided us beneficial information to work on. You have done a extraordinary job!

40 Scythe June 11, 2011 at 12:17 am

Thanks for this article, I have been looking for this information for ages now. It truly is exactly the information I’d been in need of

41 SB950 June 11, 2011 at 12:58 am

A unique discussion is really worth a comment. I believe that you ought to write more on this topic, it might not be regarded as a taboo subject but commonly folks are inadequate to speak on such topics. To the next. Best wishes

42 hd 6970 iceq June 11, 2011 at 3:46 am

An appealing discussion is worth a comment. I think that you need to write much more about this subject, it may well not be considered a taboo issue but often folks are inadequate to speak on this sort of topics. To the next. Adios for now

43 draughts drinking game June 11, 2011 at 4:25 am

I’d need to check with you here. Which is not something I normally do! I get pleasure from studying a put up that may make folks think. Additionally, thanks for permitting me to remark!

44 powercolor hd 6850 scs3 June 11, 2011 at 4:51 am

It is hard to find educated folk on this kind of subject, however, you sound like you know very well what you’re speaking about! I am grateful

45 Nvidia GT 545 graphics June 11, 2011 at 5:13 am

You should take part in a competition for one of the greatest blogs on the web. I will recommend this website!

46 Vehicle Wraps San Diego June 12, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Wat a hot day|GaviFrias1997|

47 Freeipads June 12, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Oh my goodness! an amazing article dude. Thanks Nonetheless I am experiencing challenge with ur rss . Don’t know why Unable to subscribe to it. Is there anyone getting equivalent rss downside? Anybody who is aware of kindly respond. Thnkx

48 Call of Duty Black Ops Demo June 12, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Why as I go to this webpage I receive an error message your site has viruses? Could it be a malware on the web host or on my PC? Is this howcome this page is taking so long to load?

49 porn hard drive June 13, 2011 at 12:50 am

I think this is certainly essentially the most vital information in my situation. And i’m glad reading your article. But should remark on few general things, The web page style is ideal, the articles is very excellent : D. Good job, cheers

50 Wilda Indovina June 13, 2011 at 4:23 am

You want nice gay mobile porn, appear for the site. I found the article on your web-site, and after signing up i agree. You might be proper, its the very best gay mobile phone porn i have seen, and it works superb on my iphone. Thanks again for showing me that mobile web page.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: