Have A Nice Day!

by Mary Anne on April 27, 2009

And now a lesson in fashion from The House of Stiletto.

This is why you always check your backside in the mirror:

You’re welcome.

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1 Keely April 27, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to the realm of “Is that a ____ in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”.

I hope you took that picture on the sly. Lest YOU look like the weirdo ;)

2 Casey April 27, 2009 at 6:24 pm

I think it was intentional since smiley faces look good in yellow. That’s one happy arse though.

3 Sprite's Keeper April 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm

I think I made the comment elsewhere on the blogosphere today that I happened to walk out of a restroom at Busch Gardens on Saturday right behind a woman in a thin pink tracksuit which only enhanced the blue underwear and magenta words “High Maintenance”. This brings me back. Shudder..

4 So Not Mom-a-licious April 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Or, if you don’t have time to check your backside, just go Commando. It’s way easier. And no panty lines to wory about.

5 foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog) April 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Heh heh…that’s one smart ass. Or a dumb ass maybe? Either way, it’s …wait for it….HILARIOU-ASS!!

6 Mary @ Holy Mackerel April 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm

I’ve done that, except the face wasn’t smiling…

7 Alli Worthington ( @alliworthington ) April 27, 2009 at 7:01 pm

Stop following me around with a camera!

8 Kate Coveny Hood April 27, 2009 at 7:08 pm

No! Where did you find that?? That can’t be real…but if it is? I’m dying for her. Hopefully, she never knew… Until she saw it online I guess.

9 The Lawyer Mom April 27, 2009 at 7:13 pm

But you know, given the deliberate color choice and the accompanying black accents . . . I just can’t help but think she meant to do it.

10 Carolyn...Online April 27, 2009 at 7:24 pm

I don’t know what’s worse: the underwear or the tragic dress.

11 CK Lunchbox April 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm

What does her happy ass think she’s doing stealing MY shopping cart!

12 Cameron April 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Ummm…yeah. Even aside from the children’s underwear, the hip bulges do not make the outfit.

13 Victoria April 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Oh I have totally done that. Just the other day, in fact, with purple-ish underwear with butterflies and WHITE PANTS. I don’t get all that much good sleep, and that’s my excuse.

14 the mayor April 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm

I am so happy to know I am not the only stalker with a camera risking life and limb taking pictures for blogging. Makes me feel so damn normal.

15 Vered - MomGrind April 27, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Hahaha this is PRICELESS.

16 Robin April 27, 2009 at 8:13 pm

I’m sorry, but what grown woman wears smiley face underwear?!?!?! If you’re gonna do see-through, at least make it goooood!

17 RC Rambling April 27, 2009 at 8:23 pm

**Off to chuck any light-colored pants/skirts into the recycling bin, even though I don’t own smiley-faced undergarments.**

Oh my…

18 pamela April 27, 2009 at 8:26 pm

I think you’re bored.

19 bex April 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm

oh yes, i think i have done that before. not with a smiley face but with a guitar and the world “rebel” scrawled across it. so i stopped wearing underwear altogether!

20 Sarah April 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm

Bwahahahaha, funniest picture I’ve seen all day!

21 Becky April 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm

Who wears undies like that?? Who? I just think the smiley should be on the front, but maybe I’m the weird one.

22 jessica April 27, 2009 at 11:19 pm

OMG- did you take this photo? Hilarious. That will NEVER be me b/c I would never wear smiley underwear, I’m too cynical

23 The Dental Maven April 28, 2009 at 4:20 am

Where on earth do you buy smiley face undies in 2009??

24 Deemarie April 28, 2009 at 4:57 am

That is the best post I’ve read today. Awesome!! I am so going to have to be careful.

25 Bobbi April 28, 2009 at 5:14 am

OMG! That is priceless!

Stuff like that is the reason I walk around with my phone in my hand ready to grab a quick picture.

26 MommyNamedApril April 28, 2009 at 6:06 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

27 The Mother April 28, 2009 at 6:52 am

It never ceases to amaze me the things women will wear out in public.

28 Lisa April 28, 2009 at 7:30 am

girl. i just choked on my ice latte.

29 Connie @ Young and Relentless April 28, 2009 at 7:43 am

I realized a little bit ago that my BLUE bra is showing through my WHITE shirt. And much like this lady…I don’t give a crap and I’m going out like this anyway.

30 BIG PAPA April 28, 2009 at 8:18 am

You know she was thisclose to wearing her Uggs. :)

31 cassie April 28, 2009 at 8:55 am

*gasp*… NOOOOOOOO!

32 Becca April 28, 2009 at 10:39 am

Soooo funny and sooooo wrong at the same time, thank you for giving me something to laugh about today. :)

33 Mrs. C. April 28, 2009 at 10:43 am

Note To My Momma:
Thank you for teaching me to ALWAYS wear a slip under my dress….
Amen.

34 Kat April 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

It looks like the Wal-Mart smilie face decided to hitch a ride under her skirt.

35 zelzee April 28, 2009 at 11:12 am

At least we can be grateful she wasn’t wearing a thong!

36 Beth April 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm

When you have gorgeous under garments, such as this stunning model ahead of you, you just have to flaunt it.

37 abdpbt April 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm

It raises more questions than it answers. Or eyebrows. Or something.

38 Damon April 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Hmmm, maybe it was intentional???

39 Michele April 28, 2009 at 6:38 pm

That is too funny. This re-affirms my choice of print skirts and solid tops.

40 Amo April 28, 2009 at 6:46 pm

And IF the man in the cammo and cowboy boots is with her, you KNOW he was looking at her ass! How could he NOT SAY SOMETHING?!

I think that counts as abuse.

41 Cathy April 28, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Love this! I learned the same lesson before the Internets was invented and everybody has a five-minutes-of-fame, thank god. And so glad your surgery went well and you had a lovely pampered weekend. Here’s to a quick and complete recovery.

42 Drama Queen Jenner April 28, 2009 at 9:16 pm

She’s a real Wal-Mart regular.

43 Steely Dad April 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm

How’d you get a pic of me in drag? I’m so embarrassed!

44 Ellie April 29, 2009 at 6:10 am

Oh. Dear. God.

45 Elisa April 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm

You have GOT to be kidding me. Who goes out like THAT?? Are people BLIND?

46 Sammanthia April 29, 2009 at 3:58 pm

At least she’s not wearing thongs.

47 Jenni Jiggety April 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm

Oh my! That is NOT a good look for her…

48 Tara@Sticky Fingers April 30, 2009 at 1:44 am

Did you take this photo?
I can’t believe someone stood behind a woman in the supermarket and took a photo of her ass (and she didn’t turn around and wollop them one!)

49 Petra a.k.a. The Wise (Young) Mommy April 30, 2009 at 12:13 pm

That. Is. Awesome.

Thanks for the laugh.

50 blissfully caffeinated April 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Did you take that picture? You have once again amazed me with your stealth photo skills. What you should have done after you had taken it is show it to the poor soul with the happy face on her ass. Because she needs to know.

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