Have A Nice Day!

April 27th, 2009

And now a lesson in fashion from The House of Stiletto.

This is why you always check your backside in the mirror:

You’re welcome.

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60 Comments


  1. April 27th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Keely said:

    Gives a whole new meaning to the realm of “Is that a ____ in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”.

    I hope you took that picture on the sly. Lest YOU look like the weirdo ;)

  2. April 27th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Casey said:

    I think it was intentional since smiley faces look good in yellow. That’s one happy arse though.

  3. April 27th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Sprite's Keeper said:

    I think I made the comment elsewhere on the blogosphere today that I happened to walk out of a restroom at Busch Gardens on Saturday right behind a woman in a thin pink tracksuit which only enhanced the blue underwear and magenta words “High Maintenance”. This brings me back. Shudder..

  4. April 27th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    So Not Mom-a-licious said:

    Or, if you don’t have time to check your backside, just go Commando. It’s way easier. And no panty lines to wory about.

  5. April 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    foradifferentkindofgirl (fakdog) said:

    Heh heh…that’s one smart ass. Or a dumb ass maybe? Either way, it’s …wait for it….HILARIOU-ASS!!

  6. April 27th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Mary @ Holy Mackerel said:

    I’ve done that, except the face wasn’t smiling…

  7. April 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    Alli Worthington ( @alliworthington ) said:

    Stop following me around with a camera!

  8. April 27th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Kate Coveny Hood said:

    No! Where did you find that?? That can’t be real…but if it is? I’m dying for her. Hopefully, she never knew… Until she saw it online I guess.

  9. April 27th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    The Lawyer Mom said:

    But you know, given the deliberate color choice and the accompanying black accents . . . I just can’t help but think she meant to do it.

  10. April 27th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    Carolyn...Online said:

    I don’t know what’s worse: the underwear or the tragic dress.

  11. April 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    CK Lunchbox said:

    What does her happy ass think she’s doing stealing MY shopping cart!

  12. April 27th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Cameron said:

    Ummm…yeah. Even aside from the children’s underwear, the hip bulges do not make the outfit.

  13. April 27th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    Victoria said:

    Oh I have totally done that. Just the other day, in fact, with purple-ish underwear with butterflies and WHITE PANTS. I don’t get all that much good sleep, and that’s my excuse.

  14. April 27th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    the mayor said:

    I am so happy to know I am not the only stalker with a camera risking life and limb taking pictures for blogging. Makes me feel so damn normal.

  15. April 27th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    Vered - MomGrind said:

    Hahaha this is PRICELESS.

  16. April 27th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    Robin said:

    I’m sorry, but what grown woman wears smiley face underwear?!?!?! If you’re gonna do see-through, at least make it goooood!

  17. April 27th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    RC Rambling said:

    **Off to chuck any light-colored pants/skirts into the recycling bin, even though I don’t own smiley-faced undergarments.**

    Oh my…

  18. April 27th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    pamela said:

    I think you’re bored.

  19. April 27th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    bex said:

    oh yes, i think i have done that before. not with a smiley face but with a guitar and the world “rebel” scrawled across it. so i stopped wearing underwear altogether!

  20. April 27th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Sarah said:

    Bwahahahaha, funniest picture I’ve seen all day!

  21. April 27th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    Becky said:

    Who wears undies like that?? Who? I just think the smiley should be on the front, but maybe I’m the weird one.

  22. April 27th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    jessica said:

    OMG- did you take this photo? Hilarious. That will NEVER be me b/c I would never wear smiley underwear, I’m too cynical

  23. April 28th, 2009 at 4:20 am
    The Dental Maven said:

    Where on earth do you buy smiley face undies in 2009??

  24. April 28th, 2009 at 4:57 am
    Deemarie said:

    That is the best post I’ve read today. Awesome!! I am so going to have to be careful.

  25. April 28th, 2009 at 5:14 am
    Bobbi said:

    OMG! That is priceless!

    Stuff like that is the reason I walk around with my phone in my hand ready to grab a quick picture.

  26. April 28th, 2009 at 6:06 am
    MommyNamedApril said:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  27. April 28th, 2009 at 6:52 am
    The Mother said:

    It never ceases to amaze me the things women will wear out in public.

  28. April 28th, 2009 at 7:30 am
    Lisa said:

    girl. i just choked on my ice latte.

  29. April 28th, 2009 at 7:43 am
    Connie @ Young and Relentless said:

    I realized a little bit ago that my BLUE bra is showing through my WHITE shirt. And much like this lady…I don’t give a crap and I’m going out like this anyway.

  30. April 28th, 2009 at 8:18 am
    BIG PAPA said:

    You know she was thisclose to wearing her Uggs. :)

  31. April 28th, 2009 at 8:55 am
    cassie said:

    *gasp*… NOOOOOOOO!

  32. April 28th, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Becca said:

    Soooo funny and sooooo wrong at the same time, thank you for giving me something to laugh about today. :)

  33. April 28th, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Mrs. C. said:

    Note To My Momma:
    Thank you for teaching me to ALWAYS wear a slip under my dress….
    Amen.

  34. April 28th, 2009 at 10:52 am
    Kat said:

    It looks like the Wal-Mart smilie face decided to hitch a ride under her skirt.

  35. April 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
    zelzee said:

    At least we can be grateful she wasn’t wearing a thong!

  36. April 28th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Beth said:

    When you have gorgeous under garments, such as this stunning model ahead of you, you just have to flaunt it.

  37. April 28th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    abdpbt said:

    It raises more questions than it answers. Or eyebrows. Or something.

  38. April 28th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Damon said:

    Hmmm, maybe it was intentional???

  39. April 28th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Michele said:

    That is too funny. This re-affirms my choice of print skirts and solid tops.

  40. April 28th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Amo said:

    And IF the man in the cammo and cowboy boots is with her, you KNOW he was looking at her ass! How could he NOT SAY SOMETHING?!

    I think that counts as abuse.

  41. April 28th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Cathy said:

    Love this! I learned the same lesson before the Internets was invented and everybody has a five-minutes-of-fame, thank god. And so glad your surgery went well and you had a lovely pampered weekend. Here’s to a quick and complete recovery.

  42. April 28th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Drama Queen Jenner said:

    She’s a real Wal-Mart regular.

  43. April 28th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Steely Dad said:

    How’d you get a pic of me in drag? I’m so embarrassed!

  44. April 29th, 2009 at 6:10 am
    Ellie said:

    Oh. Dear. God.

  45. April 29th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Elisa said:

    You have GOT to be kidding me. Who goes out like THAT?? Are people BLIND?

  46. April 29th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Sammanthia said:

    At least she’s not wearing thongs.

  47. April 29th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Jenni Jiggety said:

    Oh my! That is NOT a good look for her…

  48. April 30th, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Tara@Sticky Fingers said:

    Did you take this photo?
    I can’t believe someone stood behind a woman in the supermarket and took a photo of her ass (and she didn’t turn around and wollop them one!)

  49. April 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Petra a.k.a. The Wise (Young) Mommy said:

    That. Is. Awesome.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  50. April 30th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    blissfully caffeinated said:

    Did you take that picture? You have once again amazed me with your stealth photo skills. What you should have done after you had taken it is show it to the poor soul with the happy face on her ass. Because she needs to know.

  51. May 1st, 2009 at 5:52 am
    Sue said:

    She MUST be single.

    Seriously.

    THAT, was gross.

  52. May 1st, 2009 at 8:59 am
    jessica said:

    hey there:

    I’m trying to send u an email to stilettomom at your gmail account and it keeps bouncing back. Do you have a new address?

  53. May 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Nap Warden said:

    Oh my!

  54. May 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Meli said:

    Where does one get smiley face underpants?

  55. May 4th, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Chris said:

    Oh my. That’s all kinds of awesome.

  56. June 3rd, 2009 at 5:45 am
    agf said:

    I know where they came from!!!!! i had them when i was like 11. They are from k-mart, and the underwear themselves were yellow….which is probably why she chose them for under the dress, i guess you don’t think much about the smile on your ass showing. Anyway those are some OLD undies, like at least 7 years…though i suppose it’s possible they still sell them, im 99.9% sure they are the same ones

  57. August 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    sandra said:

    That was def on purpose b/c those panties would show through on the front. Why an adult woman would do that is the real question.

  58. September 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Best Jeans for Men said:

    If only there was a Wal-Mart sign!

  59. October 2nd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    swifts, lonely said:

    I think she’s winking at me ;^)

  60. November 1st, 2009 at 9:05 am
    amie said:

    Oops! Everybody makes mistakes. I love the sweater-dress though! :^)


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