A Plea For Help From The Shoes, Courtesy Of The Man

by Mary Anne on March 31, 2009

Hello there,

The shoes here. The Man has agreed to be kind enough to let us air a few grievances while The Stiletto Mom is away.

First of all, let us say that our lives are not all that bad. We are not overworked. We don’t have to go through many grimy city streets and we are overall, pretty well taken care of.

But, we are experiencing a little overcrowding in our living facilities.

As you can see, thanks to The Man, most of us have our own room. Lately though, some of us have been asked to share in order to accommodate the new arrivals. This has caused some consternation to those of us that feel that we deserve a little better treatment than say some of the lesser shoes in the closet. How does a Croc rate the same treatment as a Manolo or a Jimmy Choo? And to be left next to a pair of running shoes, you must be kidding! There has to be some kind of hierarchy based on sales price or country of origin (Italians and French being on top of course). We are being forced to live in some kind of Slumdog Millionaire shack city with no regard for our stations in life.

We ask you, her loyal readers, to petition her to stop the madness and either find us a bigger closet or stop buying shoes.

Thank you for your attention to this serious issue,
The Shoes

PS: Stiletto Mom here, with huge thanks to The Man for taking over my blog for a day while I’m in Atlanta. I love you honey….and I’m totally going to pay you back for this one!!!!

PSS: This post is the brain child of Tatooed Mini Van Mom who told me it would be a good idea to let The Man take over again for a day….and I always do what she says!

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