Comments on: Where’d You Learn That Language Son?

By: The Stiletto Mom

The Stiletto Mom — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:43:00 +0000

[...] fix it myself, freeze half to death, further reinforce proper use of eff bombs to same toddler son who has already demonstrated his prowess in such matters after getting soaked with freezing gush of water in less than 30 degree temps. Water to house is [...]

By: Debbie

Debbie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:01:22 +0000

You know, snorting at work is not very professional and yet that is exactly the sound I made when I got to “I SAID….GRANDPA, THIS GODDAMN TOY DOESN’T WORK!!!”

So I quickly look around to make sure I wasn’t heard and then got to the ‘fucking dog.’

I now realize I should only read your blog while at home.

Happy New year!

By: bejewell

bejewell — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:25:04 +0000

Laughed out loud at the “fucking dog.”

When I was two I received a toy pinball machine for Christmas and while I was playing with it the cat jumped in, and I shouted “SHIT, CAT!” and cried. My parents took turns blaming each other and I’m not at all sure that the situation wasn’t at least partially behind their divorce three years later.

By: Beth

Beth — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:05:49 +0000

Little ones are put on this Earth to embarrass us and make us laugh at ourselves. I always wonder why we would think that using “bad” language is only fun after a certain age!

By: Mercedezzz

Mercedezzz — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:08:41 +0000

Your Mr. C sounds like a regular Rob Blagoevich! Wonderful story!

By: vodkamom

vodkamom — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:15:58 +0000

I wondered where the fuck you were. (Love that kid of yours. LOL. )

By: Ann

Ann — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:13:07 +0000

Hello my friend!!!!
Aww… what a sweet story. I wonder what his take would have been on retelling a bedtime story.
Priceless :->
We are in a crazy snow storm today and, luckily, our new heater was installed a week ago. Heat in a home is good. Yeah baby, good.
I hope you’re caught up with you shopping, cards, et al.
((hug))

By: kacey

kacey — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:26:00 +0000

Love the post! I am dreading the day when our daughter drops an f-bomb at my in-laws house. Would not go over well with the religious set grandparents. I guess I could always say she learned it from our extensive selection of Jay-Z albums.

By: MommyNamedApril

MommyNamedApril — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:14:02 +0000

oh dear! mine don’t talk yet, but i’m sure they’re soaking it all in now…

By: Casey

Casey — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:21:44 +0000

That is hilarious that you threw your man under the bus like that. My kid was saying something like “asshole” the other day and my mom looked at me for an explanation. I told her that’s not a word we use and if he were going to say a swear word, it would be one that was way worse. Turns out he was saying “whistle”.