Dear NBC and ABC…What The Hell???

by Mary Anne on November 14, 2008

NBC, I’m taking you on first. What, on earth, is this NONSENSE I hear about you canceling Lipstick Jungle? Why don’t you just get on a plane, fly down here and KILL ME NOW? That was the only show (well that and Grey’s) that I had going for me on network TV. How am I supposed to live without these three divine women?

Also? You brought my Andrew McCarthy back to me just to take him away from me? That is just downright WRONG. Tell me, NBC, how I am supposed to function without gazing at the hotness that is this:

And even though he’s no Andy, this:

Which makes me a bit of a cougar, but I’m okay with that. Seriously, I need someone from NBC to explain this to me….right this very minute. NOW. I’ll wait.

Oh, and ABC? Before you go walking away all smug thinking you are escaping my wrath…NOT SO FAST BUDDY. Get back over here.

I’m going to need for you to explain why…WHY…you are going to create temporary blindness tonight among millions of viewers by showing Pregnant Man in the delivery room on 20/20. Oh, I know, it’s all a part of that whole Discovery Series, “What is a Man? What is a Woman?” Here’s a hint. Men? Do not have a uterus or a va jay jay. See? Wasn’t that easy? MYSTERY SOLVED.

Here’s a clip from the View that probably none of you saw (except for Jen at Blissfully Caffeinated who swears she’s only watching to see what Whoopi wears) where Babawa shares part of the interview plus some SHOCKING news.

Yeah, Pregnant Man is totally pregnant again. Sorry to spoil it for ya.

Now, NBC and ABC? Go get your shit together and report back to me on how you plan to make this up to me. OR ELSE.

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