I knew it, I just knew it! My good friend Ann of at Ann Again…And Again just gave me the heads up on some breaking news.
As predicted, Joe The Plumber is going to extend his 15 minutes of fame….BY BECOMING A COUNTRY MUSIC STAR. Well yee-haw y’all!
Says his spokesperson:
“He’s had a deluge of requests. Right now we’re just planning on getting him through the week. There’s going to be life far beyond the election for Joe the Plumber.”
Told ya so. And? I’m fairly sure the producers of Dancing With The Stars are probably already in touch with him. I sense that he will start speaking in the third person any day now. “Joe the Plumber thinks it’s a nice day” “Joe the Plumber likes what you are wearing” “Joe the Plumber would like to flush your pipes”…wait, that wasn’t nice.
We have to end the drinking game after election night or we are all doomed as it would appear that this nonsense will never end. God help us all.
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FIRST!! And yeah, WTF? I heard this on the radio, and I was amazed at how fast he’s trying to cash in. From metaphor to media whore, in one month flat. Gah!
Uh, apparently I have strong feelings about Joe the Plumber, cashing in on his metaphorness. Hmm.
SECOND!
Country music star?!?! Ooh, great. I wonder if he has any talent. I wonder if he can play an instrument. Or sing. Or write. I’m guessing, no. On all fronts.
Oh. Also:
THIRD! and FOURTH!
Thank goodness I won’t catch him on any of the airwaves I listen to.
Man…all these douche balls keep getting famous. What the hell am I doing wrong? I mean, I know I don’t have any talents or skills, or personality for that matter, but neither does he. Lucky bastard.
I love the Dancing With the Stars idea! Hilarious.
How long until JtP hits iTunes, I wonder….
Blech. It’ll be him singing about the fact he’s a plumber. This whole deal the world has of making celebrities out of people who aren’t is just lame.
I’m dreading how many “Joe’s” I’ll see for Halloween.
No no no no. This can’t be good. I don’t really follow country music, but I definitely will squash any sort of thoughts I’ve ever had of listening. I think I’m happy to say, that I will never, ever hear this.
oh sweet baby jesus.
Oy! End it before it starts! If he reaches Elmo status by talking in the third person, I’m done!
Noooo! Crazytown.
Next he’ll be sharing a tv sitcom with his [high school student by day/rock star by night] daughter.
AH! Does that mean we have to drink every time we hear one of his songs?
Thank goodness I don’t listen to country music.
I heard he’s doing a duet with Tammy Wynette called “Stand By Your Can.”
OK, that was just lame. My apologies.
Can you believe this guy? I hope his 15 minutes are up soon.
1826245 beers on the wall.
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