A Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

Well hello everyone. I’m not here today, even though it looks like I am. I’m here….at A Month of Stuff. What is a month of stuff you ask? Well, just like it implies, it runs the course of a month and contains stuff. This month it contains stuff related to fantasy. And not fantasy like THAT, get your mind out of the gutter. So if you want a guided look into the shallow state of my fantasy life, CLICK HERE. Be nice and leave comments for me too so I don’t look like a huge loser. Hey, I’d do it for you.

AND SPEAKING OF LOSERS…

….I’ve been a horrible friend and bad blogger. I’ve gotten a few awards and have not acknowledged them as I should have. Even though it would appear that this is a result of be being a huge bitch (which I am)…it’s actually because I’m stupid. As my mother would say, “Stupid and Bitchy is just no way to go through life honey” but there you have it.

I have a confession to make, I have no idea how to work my blog. There…I’ve said it.

See those buttons over there to the right? Yeah, I had to pay my web developer to post those for me. It would appear it’s time again top open up my checkbook to Creative Streak, the lovely people who are responsible for the fact you now have to endure me on a daily basis.

So without furter adieu and with greatest thanks, take a look at my trophy shelf!

Tina from The Adventures of a Working Mom was kind enough to share this with me:

I have no idea what that means, thankfully Tina sensed that and posted an explanation for me:

This is a very cool Portuguese Award and it means this blog invests in and believes that blogging makes us close. Proximidade translated to English means vicinity, or neighbourhood.

I really love this particular award because of the description. It’s so strange to have only been doing this for a few months and to have come across such amazing people and feel like I’ve known them forever, Tina being one of the first I met. Plus, I adore imports! Thanks, Tina!!!!

My buddy Keely over at A Letter to Xander surpised me next with this little gem:

…aw, Keely, I totally heart you right back. Reading your Letters To Xander makes me want to run out and have another baby. Then I pick up the phone and call my gynocologist to thank him for taking care of that little impulse for me. That baby of yours is DANGEROUS!

Then my buddy Heinous from Irregularly Periodic Ruminations shared this one with me:

Heinous, I love your ass and you know it. Well, I mean, not your actual ass because I don’t know what it looks like. Besides that, your wife would kill me for loving your ass. The Man would likely also be highly unamused. So to be safe, I’m going to change that comment to the more generic….I love you man!

You are supposed to pass these awards on to various numbers of people. Another thing with this whole “it takes a village to build a post for Stiletto Mom” is that most of you have one or all of these! So in addition to being stupid and bitchy as I ‘ve covered above, I’m going to also add rule breaker to my set of unpleasant issues my friends and family have to deal with on a daily basis. If you don’t have one of these awards, consider yourself awarded by me!

…and I swear I’ll figure out how to work my blog eventually!!!!