Have you ever stood behind the back of a jet, like a really huge commercial one, as they fire up? No? Yeah see there is a reason those guys wear those noise blocking headphones.
How do I know this you ask? I know this because last night I experienced the very same sound at the premier of High School Musical 3. I am here to tell you that if you pack an entire movie theatre full of girls aged 6-16 and then show a picture of, mention or think of Zac Effron…the collective SQUEEEEEEEEE that follows will make your ears bleed.
It started when a guy who looked sorta like Drew Carey stood in front of them and announced it would be five minutes until the movie started.
SQUEEEEEEE! It was the best two minutes of his life to date.
But then the movie started and the girls really revved it up. I lost 90% of my hearing in my left ear when this happened:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
…and then they took the right ear out after this:
OH SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Thankfully, Miss G and her little girlfriend lost interest about 3/4 of the way through and wanted to come home to play dress up. The Man was left behind with Mr. C and his buddy who wanted to see the end and he tells me the degree of squee didn’t get any better as the movie went on.
Today, we are both experiencing various degrees of hearing loss and the kids must think we are fighting because we have to yell at eachother to hear anything. Sorta like this..
Him: Where is my coffee?
Me: WHAT??
Him: WHERE is my COFFEE?
Me: Come again?
Him: WHERE IS MY COFFEE????
Me: Oh…it’s over there.
Him: WHAT?
Me: It’s…OVER THERE!
Him: WHAT???
Me: We are so never going to a tween movie again….
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